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SF Supervisors vote in favor
of plan to develop F-bomb

SAN FRANCISCO - The San Francisco Board of Supervisors today approved a plan to pursue development of the F-bomb, a devastating weapon of mass profanity that could prove to be a deterrent to a rumored U.S. invasion of the City. Controversial supervisor Chris Daly sponsored the resolution, calling it "a big fuck you" to President George W. Bush and what he said were "fucking Republican pricks" and "spineless Democratic pussies" in Congress.
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San Francisco lawmakers unveil civil-defense plans for second Bush term
SAN FRANCISCO - San Francisco city officials concerned about the outcome of the upcoming presidential election have drawn up contingency plans in the event that President Bush is re-elected. The controversial plans reportedly call for dynamiting both the Bay and Golden Gate bridges and setting up a fortified defensive line to the south of the City to block the advance of any federal troops.
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Conservative group threatens SF mayor with 'stern discipline' over gay-marriage move
SAN FRANCISCO - A conservative religious group yesterday threatened the mayor of San Francisco with retaliation for his role in allowing the City to issue marriage licenses to same-sex couples. A spokesman for the group called Mayor Gavin Newsom an "insouciant, lantern-jawed rapscallion who will soon feel the stern rod of discipline" for his actions.
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San Francisco supervisors set goal of all-homeless city by 2010
The San Francisco Board of Supervisors today announced the ambitious goal of making the entire population of San Francisco homeless by the year 2010. Board representatives said an all-homeless San Francisco would realize a vast range of social, economic, and environmental benefits. Go to article>>>

Saddam Hussein flees Baghdad for SF; now leads antiwar movement
SAN FRANCISCO - Faced with the collapse of his regime in Baghdad, Saddam Hussein has fled to San Francisco, where he has assumed control of street protests aimed at resisting the Bush Administration's war on Iraq.
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SF protests shut down U.S. war machine, force Bush and Saddam to peace table
SAN FRANCISCO - Massive protests throughout San Francisco have brought the U.S. war effort to a screeching halt, prompting a shocked and awed President George W. Bush to sue for peace with his arch-nemesis, Saddam Hussein.
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U.S. mulls plan to use Oakland Raiders fans in Iraqi invasion force
OAKLAND, CA - The Bush Administration is reportedly mulling a plan to use Oakland Raiders fans as the leading edge of a U.S. invasion of Iraq. The plan has come under attack by human rights advocates, however, who believe the Raider Nation should be considered a weapon of mass destruction.
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Sunset District officials tout ambitious plan for year-round fog
SAN FRANCISCO - Sunset District officials have drawn up an ambitious plan to install massive fog machines at dozens of locations in the district. The machines would kick in during periods of sunny weather, replacing the glare of harsh sunlight with a cool, soothing mist.
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SF mayor may be sent to Iraq after U.S. invasion, Bush officials say
SAN FRANCISCO - The Bush Administration is reportedly mulling a plan to install San Francisco Mayor Willie Brown as Iraq's first post-war ruler following a U.S. invasion. Bush officials are said to believe that Brown is the only U.S. political official with the experience needed in ruling a fractious region divided by vicious ethnic and ideological feuds. The SF Board of Supervisors, not usually a Bush ally, is reportedly leaning in favor of the idea.
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From the deck of the HMS FogWatch
in San Francisco

Rear Admiral Fogg-Bottom, reporting for duty!
FROM THE DECK OF THE HMS FOGWATCH -- It is with a crisp salute and a jaunty click of the heels that I report that I have placed the HMS FogWatch and its crew at the disposal of Mayor Gavin Newsom in his bold initiative to defend the City and County of San Francisco from the predations of a second Bush Administration.
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Fogg-Bottom Museum of Beer Photography
A groundbreaking new exhibit by Hawaiian native Kimona Hale Akele has arrived and is ready for viewing.

Irving Street Dining Club
See the Irving Street Dining Club's latest reviews of restaurants in the Sunset District's Irving Street corridor. New this week: Hana, Minh Tri, Yellow Submarine, and L'Avenida.

This week's scheduled protests in San Francisco.


NEIGHBORHOOD
The Castro
Civic Center
Mission
The homeless
The Richmond
Mission
Haight-Ashbury
Noe Valley

ISSUE
White-trash marriage
Bush's racist war, Part II
Bush's racist war
Gavin Newsom
The Sunset
Gentrification
Drug criminalization
Bad coffee

Ships due to arrive this week at SF Bay Area ports.


SHIP
LustyBuns
Piledriver
Manhole
Rectalnaut
Gig Master
Stinky Britches
Okama Maru

ORIGIN
Toulouse
New York
Shanghai
Seattle
Los Angeles
New Orleans
Tokyo

PORT
SF/41
RICH/01
OAK/33
SF/69
OAK/18
SF/22
OAK/31

Status of proposal to retrofit quake-damaged Central Freeway, by election.


ELECTION
November 2004
November 2003
November 2002
March 2002
November 2001
April 2001 (runoff)
March 2001
November 2000
June 2000
November 1999
June 1999
November 1998
March 1998
November 1997


RETROFIT DECISION
Hell no
No
No
Yes
No
Yes
No
No
Yes
No
No
Yes
Yes
No

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