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From: Rear Admiral Phineas Fogg-Bottom
Date: 28 Aug 2001
Time: 17:38:27
Remote Name: 64.13.113.226
My Chaplain and Prof. Dr. Maximus,
This is a load of codswallop. Your responses smack of insubordination with a waft of mutiny thrown in for good measure.
Why, just the other day I witnessed an unfortunate fellow from the East Bay pummeled senseless after engaging in al fresco urination on Brannan Street.
Curious in Kansas is welcome to take the advice of my rather addled subordinates, but should do so only at his/her own risk. Outdoor relief in San Francisco is best left to those who do it best -- city residents.
Your Admiral,
Rear Admiral Phineas Fogg-Bottom